Your tits are I can't wait for
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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