So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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