Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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