Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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