I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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