he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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