she was so not down for the gang bang
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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