Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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