Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the day after is always just damage control
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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