Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Randomize
