Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
