Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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