it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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