i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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