I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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