I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I cannot find my penis.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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