Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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