great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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