I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You pole danced in your parka.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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