No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
there is puke in my bra ... again
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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