careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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