so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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