I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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