No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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