I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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