He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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