Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
