She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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