Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
wow bdsm is so cute
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