What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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