Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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