Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Boobs are out for the taking
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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