Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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