Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
the raccoons are back...
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