I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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