Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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