and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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