even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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