good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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