When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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