If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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