i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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