Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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