idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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