You're so nebulous sometimes
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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