Where is the hickey?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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