my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My ass is underappreciated
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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