yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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