The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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