k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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