Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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