there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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