But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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